Passing Notes

A: Why will you not marry me? Have you found a better man?
B: Doi! Why would I marry an old hag like you! Ugh.
A: What? An old hag? What?! You insolent stupid stubborn idiot! Do you want to die?
B: Die?! You will die first! I have indeed found a better man who isn't old and fat like some people. *stare*
A: How will I die first? You insolent coward, running off with some man of low birth and no status! You will bring shame to your father. Shame, shame, shame. You would be better off dead.
B: You are a disgrace to human kind! Trying to marry a young, beautiful maiden when you are like an ugly frog is unheard of! YOU WILL DIE!
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An in class Language Arts assignment on Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream." The assignment was to pass notes to the person next to us. I was person B. Person A will soon join The Rant as well! YAY! We also had to make a version with Elizabethan English, but we handed that in. It will be posted after it is returned to us. Until then, adieu!