Pigeons

I'm so sorry, like really. I just had to. I had to tell everyone about how much I hate pigeons. I just don't like them. I think they're ugly. Except doves. Doves are nice. Well, then, I mostly hate pigeons because they do all their business EVERYWHERE. They eat everywhere. They POOP everywhere. I remember the first time a pigeon pooped on my head. No, I'm not going to talk about it. I mean, they even do inappro-pro stuff everywhere. We were outside on the street at school and there were these two pigeons... well... doing.... stuff. Once I actually bought myself a slingshot so I could shoot some pigeons. Then I found out it was illegal. And I live near the precinct. Ah.... oh well. Sucks for me. Pigeons are truly despicable creatures. Like flying rats.

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Today Doesn't Seem To Be A Very Good Day

Okay.... A couple of bad things happened today. First off, at school. So, I was down on the third floor at school helping a couple of people plant some flowers for Mother's Day (which is soon, by the way). All of a sudden, the fire alarm starts going, "WOOOOOOWOOOOWOOOOOO." That's kind of how I remember it. But everyone was saying, " Oh, it's cool, the alarm doesn't really ring like that, must be nothing". But then it goes, "WAAAAAH.WAAAAH.WAAAAAAH." It was ringing the way it usually was. Then a teacher comes from the room across from where I was at and yells, "Get out!" So all the people in the room, including me, run straight down the stairs. We stood outside, at the back of the school, for a while before we met the other people who stayed after school at the front. Some people were panicking, some just chatting. Kadiata and I weren't really worried, the same as most others, but then the fire trucks showed up. Then everyone freaked out, "O GOD WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT IF THE BUILDING IS ACTUALLY ON FIRE?!" Yes, we worried for people that were not out of the building yet, but all our STUFF was still in there. Our HOMEWORK was in there. My PHONE was in there. Not that I liked it anyway, if there was a fire and it did burn though, that would be a good excuse to get a new one. Well, there wasn't a fire, someone pulled the alarm. Great. We all panicked for nothing. So that, children, is why you don't pull the fire alarm at school unless there is an actual fire.
The next one is less descriptive, since I wasn't there to experience it. So I'm walking home from the bus stop and I see a whole mob of people standing at the door of the building, and there's an ambulance there. So I call my mom, because I have no idea what's going on. It turns out she didn't have any idea either. My mom was worried that something happened to my uncle (my uncle was at my house), so she called him. He was fine, just so you know. Well, my mom and I get to the front of the building and ask one of our neighbors standing in the mob what happened. It turns out that there was a big fight (there were even people watching from the windows) between two neighbors. The cops were there with the ambulance, so I'm guessing one went to the hospital and one got arrested.
The last one is (it actually wasn't that bad, really), today was the first day of Sex Ed Seminars. I don't really want to talk about that.