Pigeons

I'm so sorry, like really. I just had to. I had to tell everyone about how much I hate pigeons. I just don't like them. I think they're ugly. Except doves. Doves are nice. Well, then, I mostly hate pigeons because they do all their business EVERYWHERE. They eat everywhere. They POOP everywhere. I remember the first time a pigeon pooped on my head. No, I'm not going to talk about it. I mean, they even do inappro-pro stuff everywhere. We were outside on the street at school and there were these two pigeons... well... doing.... stuff. Once I actually bought myself a slingshot so I could shoot some pigeons. Then I found out it was illegal. And I live near the precinct. Ah.... oh well. Sucks for me. Pigeons are truly despicable creatures. Like flying rats.