"You know you're pretty cute, like a strawberry sprinkle"
"Fuck yea I am"
"Ok you just ruined it you're a burnt sprinkle now"
"How do you burn a sprinkle?"
"I put you on the fire because I don't like you"
So yea. I am a burnt strawberry sprinkle. So anyway, not relevant.
One feature that I find extremely attractive in guys is the dimple. I have always wanted a dimple because I think that they're so cute ^_^ I looked in the mirror today and ERMAGURD I THINK I HAVE LIKE HALF A DIMPLE! Have the puberty gods finally decided that I would be chosen to receive a muscle deformity? If so I will be eternally grateful, I'll even sacrifice some of my plushies to the puberty gods. The thing is, is that my dimples aren't really dimples because they are not that deeply indented. So as any human being would do I decided to look around for ummmm uh dimple exercises and I found this page lol
I can't even lol. But yea that's the end of my very narcissistic blog post. Hmmm what's a funny thing that has happened in my life recently? Oh so I'm a member of the photo club at my high school and it turns out that aside from most of us being art geeks, half the club are Pokemon fans. We started talking about the first Pokemon episode where Pikachu and Ash are being chased by spearows and Ash rides his bike off a cliff. They are weak, injured, and unable to run, so Ash decides to sacrifice himself inn order to save Pikachu and he selflessly throws himself in front of the spearows in order to save Pikachu. So I guess I should mention that it's raining in this scene. Pikachu uses a lightning bolt to strengthen the power of his thunder bolt and he manages to save Ash and himself, but the thunder bolt leaves him in critical condition and Ash has to rush him to the nearest hospital. In the first ever Pokemon movie with Mewtwo and Mew, Ask gets turned into stone and Pikachu tries to thunder bolt Ash to try to bring him back to life. AND THEN PIKACHU WAS CRYING AND ALL THE OTHER POKEMON WERE CRYING AND THEN THEIR TEARS BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!! IT WAS SO INSPIRING!!!!! Some of the seniors actually started crying during our discussion. No don't judge them, and if you do...YOU DON'T KNOW THE FEELS!
Oh and another interesting thing. My friend and I have decided that if junior and senior year come around and we don't have prom dates, we're just going to pretend to be lesbian and go for it.
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