Free Vending Machine

After all these posts about what we DON'T like, I think it is time for us to discuss what we DO like! One of these things is a free vending machine.

Have you ever encountered a free vending machine? I haven't. If anything, I encountered a stupid, money-sucking, vaccum that steals your money and doesn't give you any treats! However this year, I finally found one!

Actually, it is not really a machine. It is a person. If you get on this person's good side, you juusst might be able to get some candy out of this person. Or...you can force this person to give it to you. This person usually brings candy everyday, but sometimes, she doesn't. I guess that is no different than when the machines are out of treats or are out of order.

The candy is actually pretty good, like Jolly Ranchers or one of those REALLY good peppermints or like Ice Breakers or something. Sometimes, this person gets selfish and eats all of the green Jolly Ranchers or the green Air Heads with out sharing it but eating it in our face. That is no different when the machine sucks up your money and the candy rolls out and you fail to grab it and it rolls onto the floor. Actually, this person failed to give us candy for the entire week! (I shall have to teach this person a lesson.)

So...can you guess who this person is? (Cough-Cough-kaykay-Cough.)